A Lot Cooler If You Did...

I once told someone she’d be a lot cooler if she were dead. She wasn’t too happy with me. But it’s true: without the heart continuously pumping blood throughout the body, circulation stops, and body temperature decreases. It’s a scientific fact. Of course, I never explained that part to her and she was still angry. God, that bitch would be a whole lot cooler if she was dead.