Foxy News

Holy fuck, there’s a bunch of sexy correspondents on Fox News: Megyn Kelly, Martha MacCallum, Julie Banderas, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Jill Dobson, Rebecca Gomez - does it ever stop? No, none of them compare to Jackie Guerrido, but it’s unfair when her proportions border on cartoonish. Jackie makes Jessica Rabbit look like a transsexual.

Pictured clockwise from top left: Cowgirl, Doggy Style, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary With My
Boxers On, Rebecca Gomez, and Around The World Wheel Barrow With An Angry Pirate Finish.

Regardless, these broads on Fox News are damn appealing in all their pants-suited glory. Oh sure, they’re all uptight, conservative, and pious Republicans who probably avoid butt sex at all costs, but I think I just might be the one to unleash the primitive sex maniac lying deep within each one. Anal, as everyone knows, just takes a little convincing is all. "Don’t worry, baby. Remember when Bush got reelected? Yeah, it’ll feel just like that..."

Sorry, Greta, you didn't make the cut.