A Very Special Episode

My fellow Americans,

We have officially begun a new age in this great country. Earlier this week, Barack Obama was officially sworn in as the 44th President of the United States of America. The first time in the history of this already richly historic nation that an African American has been elected to the Executive Office. The first time in nearly a decade that the Democratic Party has had control of the White House and both houses of Congress.

As a nation, we most certainly stand at a crossroads. Some await with unbridled enthusiam, others with tentative trepidation. While still thrust in a foreign conflict in Iraq and our economy faltering further and further each day, we must hold steady and embrace the days to come with a newfound attitude of hopefulness. We mustn't succumb to the ill-fated hands of desperation, but rather strive on with the same hard-nosed American spirit that has made this country into the great nation it is today.

Yes, a new era is upon us. It was clearly evidenced just earlier this very week when over one million faithful citizens flooded President Obama's Inauguration Ceremony with a surge of sanguine joy. Yes, he said America was ready for change. And change it will.

While the tides of change shift with such epic and monumental force, we as proud citizens of this beautiful country, only have one question that we all must ask ourselves:


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