A Bad Idea - UPDATE

I found myself terribly displeased a few days back. Lent ends on Easter Sunday; however, when doing the math, the time between Ash Wednesday and Easter Sunday is actually something like forty-six* days. Why? Because apparently the Sundays don't count during Lent. Seriously man, what the fuck? Did they even address this shit in the Josh Hartnett movie??

Now people are telling me I have to hold out until Easter. My reponse usually varies between "Fuck that noise." or "Eat my shit" depending on how I'm feeling. Forget the religious connotations of Lent - when you've got a pair of backed-up balls, forty days is forty days damn it.