Friday, May 15, 2009

Since The Ancient Times

It has been prophesized countless times over vast eons that one day a great truth would be revealed to us. That after all these years of searching, looking, praying, thinking, guessing, wishing, hoping... something would be uncovered. Something so amazing, so awe-inspiring that the world and its infinite possibility and splendor all becomes lucid and more glorious and beautiful. The sun will shine brighter than it ever has, the soulful cooing of a million doves will warm the hearts of billions, the ocean waves will crash to the collective beat of our connected hearts, and in unison this planet will finally become a place of peace, understanding, and love. This great truth will realign the stars, eradicate suffering, and bring about a new dawn of acumen.

What is this great truth I speak of?

Fuck if I know. All I know is that these two chicks totally want to bang me...


At 8:16 PM , Blogger Jessica said...

I would like to speak for the "chick" on the right and say she does not totally want to bang you. Unless you mean knock you over the head with a stick or something. But I'm pretty sure that's not what you meant.

And watch out -- I think the Hurricane might be blowing your way.

At 5:30 PM , Blogger The Hurricane said...

Just like a man, lots of build up, but in the end a big flop.

This is a really pathetic excuse for a post. Seriously, don't you have any better material than this?

And no, the chick on the left doesn't want to bang you either. Maybe if you wrote some interesting material you'd have a chance (and couldn't you find a better and more recent picture to use than that??!)

At 9:58 AM , Blogger Salil said...

I feel as though I've missed something here.


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