Every Time Seth Rogen Laughs, I Will Stomp A Kitten To Death

Because in all honesty, the horrifying sounds of adorable baby kittens being smashed into doubly horrifying puddles would sound a million times better than this guy laughing.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of Seth Rogen and his movies. But I'm worried that may only be because the people in charge of editing ensure that as little of his laughter makes it into the final cut as humanly possible. I always found him quite humorous when I first started seeing him in movies, but there was always something that irked me about him. At first, I thought it may be because he looked like the human manifestation of Shrek.

"Shrek Rogen"

But then I slowly began to realize it was his incredibly unbearable laugh that made me not fully embrace him as a top-shelf comedic actor. Still, he has a lot of great lines in a bunch of quality movies, so I let it go. Recently, my hatred for his guffaw has resurfaced.

In the special features on the DVD for Zach & Miri Make A Porno, what would have been a brilliant exchange of improvisation between Rogen and Justin Long is sullied by constantly hearing what can only be described as "a retarded Jewish rhinoceros with asthma in the midst of a coughing fit, desperately clawing for its inhaler. While shitting."



On another note, Justin Long is seriously underrated and, as far as I can tell, has a normal human laugh.