SteveChat - Episode 11

Steve takes online checkers pretty seriously...

Prncss4life03: Y won’t u except a draw?
Prncss4life03: everyone always excepts a draw
sjd03001: draws are for quitters
sjd03001: its your turn, go
Prncss4life03: its not for quitters
sjd03001: take your turn and maybe i’ll offer a draw
[she moves with her last guy and gets jumped]
sjd03001: DOMINATION
Prncss4life03: what?
Prncss4life03: there is no domination
sjd03001: oh yes there is
sjd03001: you know what that was?
sjd03001: DOMINATION
Prncss4life03: no
sjd03001: god your awful
Prncss4life03: what?
Prncss4life03: u r awful
sjd03001: if we were playing in real life i would have tipped the table over when i won
Prncss4life03: why?
sjd03001: cuz it was DOMINATION


Sleepo285: In this game, I ended with 6 pieces, 2 kings, that's fucking awesome. We did not exchange any conversation until the following

sjd03001: DOMINATION
Carlson60: !
Carlson60: THE GAME IS FLAWED!
sjd03001: your game is flawed
sjd03001: you got worked
Carlson60: you got lucky
sjd03001: you got DOMINATED
Carlson60: drunk on ego are we?
sjd03001: drunk on DOMINATION

TyQuiF: amazing how u twist their pathetic words into searing insults
Sleepo285: isn't it awesome
Sleepo285: it's like verbal ju-jitsu
TyQuiF: haha
Sleepo285: speaking of verbal ju-jitsu, i came up with that phrase over the summer when me and my brother were looking for rocket engines at dick's
Sleepo285: did i ever tell you that story?
TyQuiF: no u did not
Sleepo285: well my brother found this model rocket that he had from when he was like 12... he decides we should buy some engines for it and fire it off... we go dick's and my brother asks some guy around his age if they carry model rocket engines... the guy's like "wow... model rockets... that brings me back........ wouldn't you say they kinda went out of style?"
Sleepo285: so my brother had two options: 1) he could agree with the kid and basically admit that he's a loser, or 2) he could say "NO THEY DIDN'T GO OUT OF STYLE" and look like an even bigger loser
Sleepo285: so you see, it was a verbal trap...