Links On The Left, Part 6

As some of you may know, I am a CrossFit trainer at a gym in Washington, DC. This gym is called Primal Fitness. It was recently voted "Best Gym In DC" by some newspaper. I don't know, I find the texture and feel of ink-based publications to be morose. I've been working there for about a year, turning average people into athletes and turning athletes into fucking monsters. At least I like to think so.

For those that are curious as to what CrossFit is... oh, fuck off, I already explained it in an earlier post. Odds are, it's better than whatever you're doing to stay in shape now. Whether you're running three miles a day, doing benches presses and lat pulls, or just molesting your dog, I promise you CrossFit will get you in better overall shape. And by God, I might just be the man for the job. But probably not because it's entirely likely that I dislike you.

So if you're in the DC area and want to get a good workout in, stop by. Or if you'd like to see me take my shirt off in an effort to scare away drug addicts, that might be fun too.