On Hold

As the three of you who read this blog regularly have probably noticed, I've been on a bit of a hiatus as of late. It happens, okay? Right now, I am currently busier than Barack Obama. That's right, I am busier than the President of the Motherfucking United States of Fucking America. I've seen pictures of that dude playing with his ugly ass dog. I don't even have time to play with ugly ass dogs right now. I am that busy.

So for now, if you are in dire need of some classic Calmer Than You Are, please frequent the archives, reread some of your favorites, or kindly go fuck yourself and learn to be patient.

In the meantime, stay tuned.