Saturday, January 02, 2010

Lyrics Translated

"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still Jenny from the block." -J.Lo

"Please kind people, do not be mislead or misinformed or downright deceived by the bounties of my riches and elevated social status, I am still Jennifer Lynn Lopez, originally hailing from the South Bronx. And I'm married to Skeletor."

"All you need is love." -The Beatles

"Don't think, just fuck. And I guess hug occasionally, but that's just so Ringo doesn't feel left out."

"I've got soul but I'm not a soldier." -The Killers

"While I am quite confident in my ability to compose a catchy tune of love, loss, and the human spirit, I am dually confident that if placed on the field of battle, someone will bayonet the shit out of my candy ass."

"The best rapper alive!" -Jay-Z

"I have realized since the death of 2Pac and Biggie, that the more I emphatically shout this expression, the more people tend to believe that it is true, when in fact, it is not."

"I got a feeling... that tonight's gonna be a good night." -The Black-Eyed Peas

"We no longer have good ideas and are pretty much just phoning it in. We have officially decided that instead of writing decent music, we will no longer put any effort into anything. We are confident that we can still profit with this strategem in large part to stupidity of the American music listener. We, the Black-Eyed Peas, have decided to half-ass everything we do from this moment on and continue to make millions upon millions of dollars in spite of it. Our winning formula? Fergie in tight outfits to hide her lack of talent, in stupid hats, and a man-woman creature dancing awkwardly on stage."

"If I was invisible..." -Clay Aiken

"For some reason, I have not fallen victim to a hate-crime yet. Hooray!"

"Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it." -Missy Elliot

"Mmmmm... cake."


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